I guess ultimately I don't really know what their relationship is.
Mike tells her every time he sees her that he cares about her more than other girls, so I guess it's possible that stuff goes on behind closed doors.
But based on what I'm seeing on TV, she's embarrassing herself, so it's time to chill the fuck out.
Speaking of which, does it look to anyone else from the preview that she makes him some kind of laced, tainted cake next week?
"Lake Tahoe w my Beautiful Girlfriend," Mike tweeted with the couple selfie above, which features a young woman named Lauren Pesce who, according to her Twitter profile, is from New Jersey. Fans who watched Mike's one-night-stands march in and out of the "Shore" house were overjoyed to hear he's turned over a new leaf: "So happy for you, now there is a Ms.
star is currently in the center of engagement rumors after his lawyer seemed to hint that Sorrentino got down on one knee and popped the question to girlfriend Lauren Pesce.
I was just glad he had found success." PHOTOS: The Situation's past The couple, who dated for three years a decade ago, reconnected after Sitch's reality TV stardom.Video captured by Splash News showed a smiling Sorrentino walking out of the Middletown, New Jersey, police station after posting a 0 bond Tuesday afternoon. His right eye appeared bruised and scratches were visible on his neck."Mike today? I created a cute little narrative for them all inside my brain, where this was the first woman Mike had ever really cared about, so they'd get married and he'd lovingly respect her for the rest of her days. And it actually went a little bit like that for a while.He asked her to be his girlfriend even though he'd been soooo violently opposed to that in the past.That's honestly the only word I could use: baffled.Mike told Paula he wanted to stop being official, but , and she was fine with that. Sure, Deena was still getting both shit-wasted and arrested, Pauly‘s the same as ever, and Jenni was raging pretty hard and almost blowing it with Roger, but in general things were pretty impressive round about Seaside Heights. Most of the things I listed above are still in effect…except ten days after making it official with Paula, Mike's ready to make it unofficial again. Mike will go straight to Paula and tell her how he feels, and they'll have a nice amicable break-up and be lifelong friends. ORRRRR you can tell everyone in Seaside that you want to break up with her, and let Pauly and Vinny tell people that you're newly-single, all before you even the topic with her. After three years of banging her with no strings attached, I guess they weirdly didn't know that much about each other. Pauly and Vinny are on the couch with candy ‘waiting for the movie to start'. Ronnie's around the corner doing the same thing, and Jenni and Sammi went tanning, but still.So anyway, Paula calls Mike crying, because OF COURSE she's heard people talking at the tanning salon where she works, about Mike and how he wants to break up with her. So he puts her off a little bit, finds out when she works, and then gets a full car of guidos and guidettes to go do the deed. The only two people not present for this breakup were Deena and Snooki.Sorrentino and his The pair signed a contract to film the show from Oct. News has reached out to Sorrentino's rep for comment. 5 to 19 in Los Angeles, which conflicted with his Oct. News has confirmed that the judge granted the request, delaying the arraignment date until Oct. While both Mike and his lady have kept any possible engagement news underwraps, the blond beauty did tweet thanks to someone who wrote her with, "Youre going on TV I hear with ANOTHER show? "And it turns out the duo may be staying hush-hush for a reason. News that WE tv owns the rights for their engagement and wedding for the second season of sweetheart whom he rekindled things with after sobering up, and while fans of his MTV reality show may find it shocking to hear that Sitch is settling down, he recently spoke out about tying the knot."There could be an engagement in the near future," he told in July. I would like to make it very special and a day she would never forget.